Re: Facts I didn’t know ‘Til Now…by Garfied’sHugs

Re: Facts I Didn’t Know ‘Til Now…

A pig’s orgasm lasts 30 minutes. (O.M.G.!!!) 

First, who the heck figured out how or decided to measure this???<shivers>

Hold up….If you have ever watch Dirty Jobs it seems that they retrieve most spermies by ooo manually stimulating the male farm animal and them they inseminate the female.

So, does that mean the pig(or other farm animal)gets her enjoyment from the farmer?

Why do they think animals can’t have babies the old fashioned way?

A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death. (Creepy. I’m still not over the pig.) 

That so it can copulate and leave behind a trillion or more babies…ughhh

lol Maybe the pig has such a long orgasm to make up for having 20 kids to care for at one time….sounds like a catch 22.

The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male’s head off. (Honey, I’m home. What the…?) 

Uhhhhh, seems like this would make the male to female ratio of the mantis population lopsided…..Yes?..No?

The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It’s like a human jumping the length of a football field. (30 minutes. Lucky pig! Can you imagine?) 

He can leap buildings in a single bound.

Oh wait….isn’t that Superman? Was Superman based off of a flea?

The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds. (What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?) 

Again who decided they wanted to count a catfishes taste buds? What if they lost tract…that would really suck having to start all over counting again when you got to say…..5K.

Not sure what would be so tasty at the bottom of a deep hole.

Isn’t there something more helpful they could learn about catfish other than how many taste buds it has???

How long does it take to count 27K of ity bity bumps?

Some lions mate over 50 times a day. (I still can’t believe that pig …quality over quantity.) Butterflies taste with their feet. (Something I always wanted to know.)

I just forgot the other facts trying to think how something tastes with its feet? Uhhhh how do they know this?

If it tastes with its feet why doesn’t it eat with them while their at it??

Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump. (Okay, so that would be a good thing.) 

hmmm, yeah probably a good thing considering how much damage they can do with little effort w/o being able to jump.

I still love them.

A cat’s urine glows under a black light. (I wonder how much the government paid to figure that out. i wonder if this is even true! Cat owners, I hope you would chime in here) 

Well, I don’t have a cat, but if this is true is this going to start being a defense lawyers argument for murderers and such?

Hmm or maybe it glows alone not when sprayed with uhhhh luminal under a black light!

An ostrich’s eye is bigger than its brain. (I know some people like that.) 

Does that mean its brain is smaller because itssss…uh egg shoot is bigger to accommodate the exit of the huge egg?

Starfish have no brains. (I know some people like that, too.) 

The how do brainless creature like starfish and jellyfish “live”.

Ooooo ok let me get this right. A starfish can grow back an appendage without a brain?

Polar bears are left-handed. (Talk about a southpaw.) 

Lol showpaw🙄 I guessing this is deduced by years of observation.

Cuttlefish are actually smart despite our local colloquial saying that people are blur like “squids or cuttlefish”

hmmm. Drawing a blank on questions or statements on this one.

Pigeons are smart and have the most well formed brain in the intelligentsia department and I have to stop calling people, “you pigeon brain” thinking they are not smart. No wonder we have homing pigeons! Hmm! 

The homing pigeon thing is cool Personally pigeons make me cringe…..ughhh

Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure. (What about that pig? Do the dolphins know about the pig?) Now that you’ve smiled at least once, it’s your turn to spread these crazy facts. (and God love that pig!)😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

I think you are obsessed with the pig…..When you are reborn you are hoping to come back as a pig? Yes?…..lol

I’d have to guess no one has told the pig and the dolphin about each other….that is just a guess though.

Hee Hee …..you know I had to put my 2¢ worth on this post.

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