Friday Fictioneers 5th February by Rochelle Wisoff-Fields-Addicted To Purple

KEY!! TP Key Needed In Ladies Room STAT!!

There are so many things wrong with the photo where to begin…..

First, and a bit scary is this doesn’t even look like a half roll left on this locked down TP roll. I think I saw somewhere this was supposed to be 2-ply, but it looks like scratchy 1-ply to me. Definitely desperate potty accommodations for sure.

What the heck is the deal with the padlock?? Have we back tracked so far into the empty TP purchase on shelves that we have to start locking public use TP rolls.

Who the heck is in charge of the key? What if they forget at the end of their shift and take it home with them? I can only hope they have like 20 copies of this very important key.

What happens if you are in the stall and the amount left on the roll is not adequate to do the “job”? Do you just have to yell until someone hears you and comes to your aid?

Oh wait! I have a better idea. Use your cell phone(hopefully you have one & it is charged). First, use it to look up the number for whatever store you are in and tell them what stall you are in and that you need toilet paper NOW.

Tell they that they better not do anything else until you have a roll in hand, and they cannot put it back under lock until you exit the stall. Tell them they better not stand to close as you will be exiting under duress.

Seriously, what is this world coming to when we padlock our public TP?

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AS ALWAYS KEEP ON CRAFTING & LOVIN’ EVERY MINUTE! NO MATTER WHAT YOUR STYLE!…WHILE YOU AT IT ENJOY ANY WRITING OR OTHER PROJECTS YOU LOVE!